About Me

  • About Me: Life is like a box of chocolates... I like to pinch each piece to see what I'd get to make sure it's worth my time and energy. I'm like a catterpiller-- soon I will crust myself a shell and isolate myself from all other society, but eventually my back will rip open and I'll emerge a beautiful butterfly, the kind you run over in the summer.

More About Me

  • Interests: Chocolate, crocodile tears, performing in my dreams for obscure celebrities, eating pizza, and I mean PIGGING OUT on piiiiizzzza, daydreaming about myself and others I know and don't know, writing hate notes to my imaginary friend (we're temporarily not speaking to each other,) donating half my wages to the Relief fund of wishing wells, and The one and only KITTY LOAF!!! (you're my honey bunch, sugar plumb...) ;)
  • Expertise: Electroshock therapy, turning 98, I once co-wrote the hit song "Pity Me" and the revival mix of the same song (it was better the second time,) miming in furniture stores, pursecuting parasitic amebas, beach ball modeling, I hate burning monkeys, washing your mom's clothes, and collecting Jones Soda lables.
  • Occupation: Office Coordinator/ Event Planning
  • Industry: Entertainment